BEDS

Bugs on your beds. Don’t stay here.

BATHROOM

Ew. Gross. Disgusting. Don’t stay here.

BAR

Non-existent. Please don’t stay here.

STORAGE

None. Don’t say here.

NOTES

Have I mentioned that you shouldn’t stay here?

VALUE

Bottom line. Don’t stay here.

Normally I put a link here. But I’ll save you the trouble and just say please don’t stay here.